Can you tell, with 100% accuracy, when you yourself are being sarcastic and when you are being genuine these days?

taking the opportunity to brag that i met her once, and she is a goddamn delight.

I think of her as a tower of strength, raising her daughters to be powerful, honest women, and of someone whose priorities are unselfish and support a healthy community.

Is she playing the game or is she just a genuinely good person and has generated good will in turn? Genuine musing.

Bobby Finger: if you knew the backstory on Jennifer’s shocked look at the librarian in her latest Capital One commercial, you would laugh your ass off. Jennifer is a class act and she is also one fun person.

That wallet joke is hilarious.

I think the first one is also a reference to the fact that she might have more luck in love if she dates an actual fish instead of a man who just drinks like one. BOOM.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

Confused re: the Lee Pace bit. It was always known he was gay, at least for over 10 years now when I was obsessed with Wonderfalls. I remember looking him up and being, “oh, he’s gay” and that was that.

Absolutely. And it’s all shielded with an almost inarguable, impenetrable “this is for the good of my children, it’s not about race” (horseshit) idea, at least nowadays.

The historical driving force here may have been female purity/fragility. But I don’t think it is anymore. Because while Female purity/fragility may have been the ideal for white motherhood in the late 19th century, I think for a long time now there’s been a different ideal: That of the fearsome “mama bear.” (Retches.)

Emphasis on “historical driving forces of white nationalism”. I’ve seen plenty of white nationalist propaganda that prominently feature still images of Taylor Swift, Sansa Stark or some other random white woman. It can’t be understated how the idea white female purity/fragility is perhaps the most potent fuel for…

This is so important, and provides a helpful lens into understanding the 53% today, and the historical driving forces of white nationalism. Thank you!

That photo alone should be enough to convince Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to shut the fuck up forever

I couldn’t get away from my desk so I had to have a granola bar for lunch. What did y’all eat today?

People in LA beat an SF Giants fan into a coma. A guy in SF stabbed a dude to death because he was wearing a Dodgers jersey. Yeah, Philly fans are the worst.

We’re already in the darkest timeline. Might as well see how far the rabbit hole goes. GO PHILLY

So Bannon got hit with two subpoenas, one for each shirt. And I’m officially a Girther. It’s funny how, by growing an inch in height, Trump is no longer considered obese.

Today is the first day that I haven’t been upset about Trump in two years and that’s only because I learned today that I’m getting a divorce. So. That’s apparently what it takes.

This is why I don’t comment anymore. Every time I see a few usernames I want to scream at them to shut the fuck up and listen for once in their goddamn lives, but I don’t want to be re-grayed for starting shit. If you’re a dude who comments repeatedly on almost every post and are reading this right now: please know…