I see that someone’s already done this joke. SO I WILL UP THE ANTE. MELANIA WILL BE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND MICHELLE, CREEPILY MOUTHING THE WORDS AS MICHELLE SINGS. Thank you.

You have no idea how worried I was that I would be too slow to grab that low hanging fruit. It was like my own personal "first" moment

That was a fake security guy. Obv they had permission to be up there. wow. you’re why people think reality tv is real.

I like Planned Parenthood’s version of the TrumpPence logo:

Yes. I’m tempted to actually clutch my pearls. Although I’d have to find them first.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

When news of this was initially posted on Gawker I was APPALLED (though not surprised, really) to see how many people were almost giddy about Manning attempting suicide, as though being pushed to experience severe depression and suicidal thoughts is part of the punishment process and not textbook “cruel and unusual…

sorry there is no hat...

Your comments are so well crafted- this isn’t the first time that I’ve started reading one and gotten my blood pressure up, only to LOL two sentences later.

im die

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!