You can’t lie if you live in a world without truth.

Trump says what he thinks will work in the moment. He has no values or beliefs. If he finds himself in front of a crowd full of Hindus he’ll declare that his Trump Steaks are vegetables. You can’t lie if you live in a world without truth.

The only response needed here.  Well done.

Good. Fuck em.

That lady sounds like a nightmare.

The person who gets a GRLBOS custom plate and surrounds it in a diamond frame.

The same guy that walks around the beach with a parrot on his shoulder just in hopes you will notice him and ask him about it. When you dont have a personality you try to replace it with weird shit you think will make you interesting to others.

“I don’t know who is dumber. The HOA board who came up with this rule, or the residents who have choose to pay $500 a year to park their trucks half a mile away.”

“Some residents have taken to parking their trucks in a pay lot over half a mile from the neighborhood”

I don’t know who is dumber. The HOA board who came up with this rule, or the residents who have to pay $500 a year to park their trucks half a mile away.

Some residents have taken to parking their trucks in a pay lot over half a mile from the neighborhood,

If I thought he meant car owners... then he’d still be a reprehensible scumbag that nobody in their right mind ought to vote for, but at least it’d be a policy for the ordinary American. However, he’s going to be subsidizing dealers and manufacturers, to inflate corporate profits while costs will be passed on to…

The word “almost” is not enough for me - DO NOT HOSE OUT YOUR ELEMENT. There’s no need to encourage people to rust the metal underneath the plastic or ruin the electrics.

A Miami Marlins hat proves that she gets her wardrobe from the lost & found at the bowling alley.  There are no Miami Marlin fans.

Absolutely braindead take. If all you care about is plot, you should save yourself a few hours and read the episode summaries on Wikipedia instead of watching the show.

“Anyways, this will be my last time on the Jalopnik site because of this,” wrote the commenter Stirling Fairman. This would prove to be a lie. 

Sure you are, Dean Browning. You are a liberal and not a lying rightwing hack pretending to be one, which explains your p- no, wait, nobody go look at the hack's post history. Wouldn't want to embarrass it.

Lol throwing liberal out there like that shields you from looking like a fash Boomer dork for using “woke”

Thanks for reading, Lance.

I saw this video a couple weeks ago lol.   All about Stroll.