I imagine Australia as a place where road rage leads to fistfights, which then lead to rugby matches.

“Let’s get ready to stuuuuuuuuuuuuumble!”

If Fight Club were filmed today it’d be over by the end of the first act when Ed Norton realizes that he is Tyler Durden after watching his first fight on Instragram after some douche canoe posted it. #thisdudeiscrazy #fightshimself

Somewhere, Conor McGregor is watching this and furiously taking notes for his next fight.

Another good soccer man.

Wenbin for USMNT

Wenger Out, Wenbin In!

A few years ago, someone applied to manage Middlesbrough FC on the strength of his Football Manager stats and his experience coaching a local u-11 team... and received a personal reply from the club’s chairman:

This is the same reason I go to donorschoose.org and give to Title I school classrooms in my area while others in my county finish building $160 million in high school football stadiums.

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

It’s during moments like these that we should take the time to remind everyone via social media, comment sections, emails, etc. that Donnie got FIVE, count ‘em - 5 DEFERMENTS to AVOID SERVING in Vietnam.

This woman can’t go away quickly enough. No idea why so many of her so-called peers are giving her so much slack. She’s bad and a bad person.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

The prosecutorwas sleeping with the judge, his lawyer was later disbarred, the detective was forcing sex from prostitutes, the witnesses recanted and he still stayed in jail. Welcome to being Black in the crack era. Oh, and I grew up with is long believed to be the actual killer who is in jail currently for killing…

I’m getting sick of hearing about this so-called “Golden Age of Television.” Television gets better every year because you learn from the mistakes of the past, and writers and creators get better with experience, so really, every age is a new “Golden Age.”

My rebuttal to those people has always been that if you have to compare America to a 3rd world country to look good, you’ve already lost the argument.

Fox’s history with their successful shows somehow makes that even worse.

I can’t wait to see forgotten programs such as, Pasadena, Dads and The 2005 World Series.

You misunderstand; he simply loves America so damn much that he’s letting the flag fuck him in the ass.

NEVER FORGET: