The interesting part is that one of the charges is for tampering with evidence.  She claimed the gun wasn’t functional anyway, so shouldn’t be charged, but they ordered it assembled correctly.  It sounds like she fucked with it to make it appear inoperable to bolster her defense.

On top of that, they’ve been suing to make that gate and a little swath of property theirs.  I don’t think protesters were even on their actual titled property.  They have argued in court that the little jog at the end of the cul de sac should be theirs.  They’ve basically sued themselves into every place they own,…

Had to scroll too far for these.  By far, the best.

Mmmmm. Matcha Kit Kats are the best.

These fuckers just don’t know how ANYTHING works (with corruption being the exception).  Manafort busted because he can’t convert a .pdf.  Bannon hooking up with a dude who went and bought a boat with his stealins - haven’t they seen Better Call Saul?  They’re all the fucking Kettlemans.

In before the chucklefucks miss the point of your entire post by correcting you for saying he was using an illegal AK-47.  He was using an illegal (for him) AR.

Who you got?  The Illusionist or The Prestige?

Forgot about Cabo Wabo.  It was decent when there was no competition.  Never heard of Devito’s.

What’s the tally on celebrity booze? 

Minority or homeless = Weapons Free

And the asshat prosecutor who dropped the charges was appointed a judge by Missouri’s dipshit governor.

The first thing I read or saw with that rule was Salem’s Lot.  The book version more overtly references Father Callahan’s lack of faith.

No one had the choice to vote for him.  He was foisted upon us by Greitens’ being afraid to have his donors doxxed.  Sad to look back at the relief created by Greitens’ resignation, but that was a long time ago.

At the carwash near us, driving a manual guarantees employment.  There’s always one kid there who can drive one and they have to wait for him/her to finish what they’re doing.

My wife calls him Not-Cary Elwes.

Ordering without salt is an age-old way of getting fresh fries.

Hah.  DNA test said I may be related to Woodie.  Weird.  My sister and I both got that and no one in our family has any idea how we’re connected.

Jesus. Our bird would tear my fingers to shit before I got that thing on him. Their beaks are sharper than fuck.

I give you 1 (Patrick) Star.

I had a bag of dried Cranberries that I had forgotten about, maybe for a month or so and tossed a handful into my mouth. They didn’t taste odd, but the texture was off. I looked in the bag and it was wriggling with Indian Meal Moth larvae and a couple of moths.