I’m a Laura.  Wish I weren’t sometimes though.  I couple of months back, I encountered a lady in the Costco parking lot that couldn’t find her car.  I ended up sitting her down in Costco, finding her car on the opposite side she was looking, driving it to her, taking her to Walmart(which was her actual destination),…

Nosferudy.  I like it.

Oh god, the retirement community thing. I have some elderly neighbors that have even more elderly parents living at one. I occasionally help them move stuff in and out of there and have learned not to go near meal times. That’s when you have to run the gauntlet. I’m asked questions about contacting relatives, fixing…

I don’t know how much he drafted the car, but riding with a dislocated shoulder would be extremely painful.  I’ve had mine dislocated twice and contrary to the movies, you don’t just pop it in and it is as good as new.  It hurts like fuck for quite a while.  But, if he drafted for more than 30 seconds to a minute (a…

Yuck.  Provel is St. Louis’ Velveeta. 

A couple more screenshots and you’ll get to where it’s the Jews’ fault.

Barr’s rightly getting slammed as well.

I think ‘gaslighting’ is acceptable when it happens on a limited basis for a particular purpose.  When you do it every time you open your mouth, you’re just a fucking liar.

I saw it with a group of guy friends and was the only one that liked it. They were actually angry at me for harshing on their diss-fest afterwards. My best description would be that it’s part Solaris, part Apocalypse Now with a smattering of Punch Drunk Love.

and this, even after Manafort was basically busted because he couldn’t convert a doc to a pdf so had to send the iterations with notes on what to change to gates. 

No joke.  We were at an awards ceremony when our son graduated high school and it was 2 1/2 hours of solid clapping.  My Fitbit registered something like 3000 steps and I never left my seat.

U of Florida Woman is degrees worse than just regular Florida Woman.

Well, they were running to safety, next to the stricken players.

But the gun nuts claimed that ammo prices were so high because Obama was having the gubmint buy it all up?  You mean they were wrong?

There’s got to be a smoother way for Shapiro to tell Kavanaugh he would really like to see his junk. 

Maybe he got an actual job.

What seems longer?  A couple of seconds of unparticulated consciousness or listening to this self-righteous asshole?

Last time I was rear-ended, I looked in my rearview mirror to see a sheaf of papers, but no driver. The lady was studying for a test and this was on surface streets, not the highway. In the quarter mile since the last stop light, she had decided to cram for a test and that’s even what she said after - ‘Sorry, I was…

Seems like a good place for a ‘Sir, This is an Arby’s’

Excellent news.  They’re laying good groundwork for exceeding the scope and mythology of Vice Principals and EB&D.  Can’t wait.