This.  We went to a GC once and my wife said it was like Black Friday, but for crappy food.  We saw people fight over some shitty steak that was going to be replenished in five minutes anyway.  That and a grown couple dipping stuff in a chocolate fountain with their fingers.

Whenever we see a ‘World’s Best’, my kids do this-

All the good shit has diminishing returns.  I guess I got out while the getting was good.

I used to work in a MLB locker room and I was sent out for a lot of shit at players’ behest. No drugs though. They had their agents and hangers on for that shit. Mostly, they would give me a 20 or 100 and have me pick up some take out or some garlic fries from the concourse and tell me to keep the change. I had a…

I tried my wife’s way back.  She didn’t want to take it, so I tried it.  You are right.  The closest thing I could compare it to is a cold winter night, wrapped up in a warm blanket and then getting that brain blowjob.  I could see then how it could be so addictive and we tossed them.

I think the ad placement says more about you than about the site.  I got lady’s swimwear ads.

Was Serena Joy punished for walking while reading and writing?

I read it as ‘My job is to cover for you’ which sounds about right.

x100 since I live in a heavily GOP district.

Same here.  We just didn’t log off, I made them delete my account and posts because I had a couple innocuous posts that were then co-opted by racist shitbags and I didn’t want my name associated with them.

Showing off with her fancy head and all.  I complained about a headache until a met a man with no head or something like that.

95% of the posts before we killed our account.  If a person was brown AND a teen, they lost their shit.

Been looking for Cohen in a dramatic role.  Really would have liked to have seen what he brought to the Freddy Mercury role.

I start with mushroom powder and throw in a little bonito flakes or kombu, but not enough to send it into fish-town.

Not exactly, but both do benefit from a quick sear or blast under a broiler.  Poaching has come out more consistently for me that sous vide.

Man, if Charlie Rich was butt hurt about John Denver and The Eagles, imagine how proud he’d be now.

I can’t be as harsh to Kaeding.  He was at least penitent about it.  That fucker McCree just doubled down and insisted he would do the same stupid thing if given the opportunity again, which is why he didn’t get the opportunity again.

Dammit Dan!  You had to mention Marlon Fucking McCree.

Always loved that gif.  I’m assuming that someone out of frame is talking to him, but I like to think he is having some deep, internal conversation with himself at which point other-Zo makes some salient point.

His comment about his provost can be summed up as -