Huma. Honey. He’s not good for you. He’s not good for your son. You haven’t failed, I promise. You are doing what is best for your family. Don’t let him back in.

Goopy is oddly self aware of her snobbery, but gives no fucks and just keeps on steaming her vagina for her golden dildo.

Just like Trump is a poor man’s interpretation of what a rich man is, she is what a Pinterest Mom interprets as poised and sophisticated.

To me, she’s an even less self-aware Gwyneth Paltrow.

As we know more about her, her brand looks more and more tacky. Tweeting about champagne popsicles on Memorial Day? Tacky. Photo of herself in a ballgown with her baby-faced huckster of a husband’s hand on her ass? Tacky. Daddy is tacky, Stepmommy is tacky, her ghost-written book is tacky. Setting herself up with an…

This doesn’t have 1 billion stars yet? That’s a failure.

“Live and Let Die”, the only Bond theme that rocked so hard that G’n’R covered it.

What blows me away about Donald Trump is his ability to paint himself as some titan of industry. He’s a man who got a “small loan” of $14 million dollars back in the 1970's (a little over $79M in current dollars) and an inheritance of over $200M in the early 80's ($1.1G in current dollars). Forbes last week estimated…