Why do you think it is that you’ve never heard somebody say that?

Be polite and deferential, even if you’re normally an assertive person.

You’re super-woke.

Pepsi Zero Sugar and it’s manufacturer’s marketing team, it appears.

Sorry you didn’t get the promotion. That can be deflating.

It’s weird that you feel comfortable speaking on behalf of hundreds of people you’ve never met and in most cases, whose names you don’t even know.

I feel like Kristen Stewart is about to be the next woman Jezebel adopts as their “new BFF” before ultimately turning on her for being too something.

That’s a QBR of over 93, which puts him in the top half of the NFL.

“Whatever. The Vikings are fat and I never liked them, anyway.”

Over 30,000 Irish Setters had to die to determine a hairspray formula that would hold Trump’s ridiculous combover in place.

I love that the recipe called for “high quality bologna,” as if such a thing exists.

What the hell? Who are these assholes adults that seem to be encouraging the kid to throw a cat in a pool?

I went to school with a guy who, as an adult, had an altercation in a bar that led to him going out to his car, getting a golf club from the trunk, going back into the car and beating the other man nearly to death.

We’re on the edge of our seats! Tell us more of your high school sports stories!

The “Bernie Bros” false narrative (debunked early and effectively by The Atlantic) is proof that the hard left is just as quick as the right to embrace alternative facts when it conveniently confirms their beliefs.

“Hmmmm. Shutting down the internet. That seems like a great way to get people to stop saying hurtful things about you, Mr. Trump. I think you should consider it.”

I assume Shanahan didn’t notice the other bag that looked like his, otherwise he would have picked up and realized it wasn’t his.

So true. Also, women that claim to “hate drama” love drama.

“Their position is, when you see gun nuts on a rampage of killing people, you’re not even supposed to complain about it; you’re just supposed to silently accept as a fact that gun nuts are gonna kill people forever and ever and ever.”