I’m so disappointed by the reaction to this.

No. Let’s not go down this route.

NO. Jesus Christ, no. I can’t believe I need to tell you this.

Gold Digger Repulsed By Gross Old Man She Married!

Though I’m of the opinion that those who can’t make jokes make puns, and those who can’t make puns post memes, who really cares if some internet commenter’s humor is not your cup of tea?

It’s blue with white splooge spots, right???

Kat Dennings.

Kat Dennings as Lewinsky, or GTFO.

But the website is genuinely terrible.

“Fuck having to slather that shit on every day.”

“You’ll go bald quicker by shampooing.”

“Yeah, I quit anti-perspirant because there is no way that shit isn’t harming your body.”

Yeah, upon further examination, the Cool looks a little flimsy.

Yeah, upon further examination, the Cool looks a little flimsy.

Ooooh, a “blown 3-1 lead joke.” Very clever.

I love the irony of you accusing me of having “a non-nuanced outlook on everything” based on a single opinion. That’s rich.

If one person made you tune out an entire sport, I question the interest you ever really had.

Cool, bro. Next, tell me about all the bands you liked before they got big.

Where’s the beef?

I know that hating the Warriors has become cool (it’s not cool, it’s boring), but if you love basketball, you should enjoy this. They’re an amazing team and a joy to watch.

I bought the original version last year and it’s pretty comfortable. I like that it can be clipped together at the front so your head doesn’t fall forward.

I bought the original version last year and it’s pretty comfortable. I like that it can be clipped together at the…