Ha! Yeah, we might just be rest stop junk food on an interstellar road trip.

Yeah, I confused Arrival with Contact.

Ha! You’re absolutely right.

“We have no choice but to interact with those species.”

We voluntarily interact with less sophisticated species for no reasons other than curiosity or amusement. Why wouldn’t aliens?

I thought in Arrival, the aliens reached out by broadcasting audible pulses in a series of prime numbers. I don’t remember the movie explicitly addressing algebra, but if the aliens knew primes, surely they knew algebra.

“Fuck having to slather that shit on every day.”

“You’ll go bald quicker by shampooing.”

“Yeah, I quit anti-perspirant because there is no way that shit isn’t harming your body.”

I think it’s from Multiplicity.

Yeah, upon further examination, the Cool looks a little flimsy.

Yeah, upon further examination, the Cool looks a little flimsy.

Ooooh, a “blown 3-1 lead joke.” Very clever.

I love the irony of you accusing me of having “a non-nuanced outlook on everything” based on a single opinion. That’s rich.

If one person made you tune out an entire sport, I question the interest you ever really had.

Cool, bro. Next, tell me about all the bands you liked before they got big.

Where’s the beef?

I know that hating the Warriors has become cool (it’s not cool, it’s boring), but if you love basketball, you should enjoy this. They’re an amazing team and a joy to watch.

I bought the original version last year and it’s pretty comfortable. I like that it can be clipped together at the front so your head doesn’t fall forward.

I bought the original version last year and it’s pretty comfortable. I like that it can be clipped together at the…

I’d rather get thrown in a lake while tied to an anchor, man.

Are you LOLing at the idea that impeachment requires due procedure, or are you LOLing at the idea that we don’t have impeachable evidence?