wearesimian
wearesimian
wearesimian

i live in biloxi, ms. a few years ago, a bank manager was on his way to work, stopped, got his coffee, parked and went into to work. a few hours later, ambulance and police swarmed the parking lot and pulled his dead daughter from her car seat.

fuck this post. seriously. nightmare city, here i come.

yeah, to a tech blog that relies on reads about tech products, it does matter. what site did you think you were on?

zero dark thirty on the soundtrack. a++

Hot Pockets?

Mitsubishi T200 on Bellsouth Mobility.

Somebody please ban this man.

really?

Beauty & The Beast?

It's on netflix now.

because that's where the terrorists are going to attack. tampons. tampons in salt lake city.

Excalibur, because that shit comes with a kingdom. boo ya.

You forgot Deep Sea AIDS.

Damnit. You were right.

this dude loves his cocaine.

ummm. humor. i don't actually want his laptop to be stolen, i just thought it was funny that he chased a dude off a train for stealing an unattended phone and then leaves his laptop unattended.

would have been awesome if someone stole his unattended laptop when he got off the train to yell some more.