Somebody please ban this man.

really?

Beauty & The Beast?

It's on netflix now.

because that's where the terrorists are going to attack. tampons. tampons in salt lake city.

Excalibur, because that shit comes with a kingdom. boo ya.

You forgot Deep Sea AIDS.

Damnit. You were right.

this dude loves his cocaine.

ummm. humor. i don't actually want his laptop to be stolen, i just thought it was funny that he chased a dude off a train for stealing an unattended phone and then leaves his laptop unattended.

would have been awesome if someone stole his unattended laptop when he got off the train to yell some more.

This is what now.

Did anyone else think of The Thing while reading this article?

yes, yes it would.

I use Yamaha's version for the LS-9 weekly. It's awful. Lags like crazy and disconnects almost regularly. Just stay in the booth.

Layer>Matting>Defringe

Temple of Doom.

how are there no borat references in the comments yet?

Eiffel like you misunderstood his joke.

you mad?