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wearebarnacles
wearebarnacles

Not Googling, but off the top of my head, I feel like a couple years ago Jez wrote a piece about a black actor on Brooklyn 99 or whatever the show is called (never watched it, and my memory is hazy) who said some really awesome feminist stuff and we commenters all swooned. Since you have challenged me to not Google, I

My sister gave me one because I’m pregnant and my husband and I are both obsessed with it now. We actually want to buy a bigger mattress (full —> king) so he can have his own too.

Some kids once stole my cell off my face while I was having a conversation. A fake cell conversation isn’t going to deter attacks. It’s just going to indicate that you probably have decreased situational awareness due to your engaging conversation.

I am a bisexual lady, and I find them very attractive in women. But I know one lady can’t stem the tide...

I think she has skin like mine (pink/ruddy undertones) and it just happens to us. When I tan, I turn more rosy than brown and people ask if I burned. I just say, “No, my people are those for whom the term redneck was coined.” I am just 30; I only hope to age as well as she has been, given the skin type issue.

I don’t find it insulting! I have been gazing at my youngest cat, just leaving kittenhood, and thinking about how she had a mom who looked after her. Then I watch episodes of Too Cute and see cat and dog moms who alternate between playing with their offspring and snarling at them for nipping their teats too hard and

THANK YOU FOR THE BOOK RECOMMENDATION! (I absolutely am Internet-shouting!)

Dunno who she is and shan’t Google, but this photo just took my breath away, so I see where you’re coming from.

She also taught me to be OK with makeup. I used to feel like it was trickery on my part, but now I think it’s a style on my part. I pick a certain look I admire and put it on like I would a shirt or a dress. She does a lot of brow tint, liner, blush, etc. She sometimes glams up her lips, but always glams up her eyes —

I have thought long and hard about it, and I think it’s her hip-to-waist ratio and foundation garments.

And Nigella Lawson:

Emily Blunt:

When I worked at PP, I had a couple of patients who thought they were experiencing menopause, not pregnancy. They were great women with an interesting perspective on it all, but that’s not the kind of story you hear in the abortion debate.

WE NOTICED OUR BLACK (medium-hair) CATS ARE THE CUDDLIEST! And our shirt-hair tabbies are more aloof and dignified. I thought we were hallucinating. But anyway, thanks for confirming our hunch.

I woke up still thinking about your new kitten (It’s official: I am a crazy cat lady now. I still blame my husband, because I was Team Dog before him.) Anyway, I just saw that Sunday’s deal includes a highly rated scratching post, if you're interested: http://www.amazon.com/SmartCat-3832-…

We have four cats: Hops, Porter, Barley, and Stout. They are the nicest cats I have ever known and I attribute their niceness to my husband, a self-made cat whisperer. Here is what I have learned from observing him:

I love Dan Savage. I think he makes a significantly more honest effort to understand others’ viewpoint than he is given credit for, and when his opinions evolve, he writes articles apologizing and explaining his evolution. That is more than most public voices do. I think this is another example of how we want

Also, Mr. Sajjan is just sexy. He’s got some muscles and a beard, mmm:

And that doing so might not cost you your reputation, but might even enhance it. For me, feeling adult is when people know I’m sharp and not a bullshitter, so if I’m calling stuff out, it’s usually well worth acknowledging.

I felt like I was wasting my time by clicking on this article, but if I hadn’t, I’d never have read your insightful comment. :)