Well, I for one applaud the NFL for finally taking a clear, aggressive, no-nonsense stand against bad PR. It is clear that the league will no longer tolerate actions by players that cause sponsors to threaten cutting business ties. Children, wives, and girlfriends of NFL players can exhale and rest easy tonight,…

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

You must have been sleeping through that undefeated season.

Notre Dame can sit up in their tower, looking down upon everyone else, but they'll eventually come back down to earth. All it takes is some high winds.

You keep insisting she's fucking someone else. Because a woman is always fucking someone. And if it isn't the man who is right there offering then it is someone else. It just couldn't be that the lazy sod she's married to has de-evolved into a lump who thinks foreplay consists of "hey, how 'bout it?" A woman/wife is…

You're right, bro. Life's all about crushing pu22y!

I love that Maria Cary song, Always Be My Lady.

That was actually quite well done. All of the internet claps for you today.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

Or a boa constrictor.

Because New York City is the single most important city to the economy of the United States, and, last I checked, the 8 million of us who live here pay taxes just like you. The Federal government gives money for projects all over the country, and typically, areas like New York give far more than they receive.

I don't think the 8th Wonder of the World is exactly hiding in New Jersey. He's in plain sight, and his name is Bruce Springsteen.

"This is about Vogue, and what Vogue decides to do with a specific woman who has very publicly stated that she's fine just the way she is, and the world needs to get on board with that. Just how resistant is Vogue to that idea?"

You are terrible! These aren't disadvantages to unplanned pregnancies, they are your clearly pathological opinion on disadvantages to pregnancy and children in general. I don't mind child-free by choice, but you seem to have problems with 1) children in general and 2) relationships in general. Get therapy or…

Thank you. And the idea that you can plan for a baby is bullshit. Something will always go wrong, so when your heart is ready, you might as well go for it. And the scare tactics are really boring because I'm already pregnant and it's a little late to be fearful of the "slippery fish" inside me. How about some advice…

I'm sorry, but this is yet another "poor mom(me)" whine fest. The hyperbole just makes it that much worse. We get it, parenting is motherfucking hard. But really, so many people choose to parent in ways that invites in the hard and the sacrifice and throws balance out the window. I support your choice to do that, but…