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Farting is the BEST

omg did you just solve depression? Mind blown.

YAH GIRL MERYL 4 PRESIDENT

The U.S. Olympic Committee actually offered to change Caitlyn Jenner’s name in their records.

I am angered every time I see assholes like this who are fighting for the right to not vaccinate their children. Meanwhile there are millions of parents elsewhere who walk for hours, without shoes, to get their children vaccinated. I’ve said this before here, but yeah, it still infuriates me to no end when I see this

My Child My Choice!


“It is about defending the fundamental freedom of a parent to make an informed decision.”

One of my college friends has been in the Neopets fandom since she was in high school. There’s lots of rumors going around but here’s what seems to be the most accepted version of events:

I once tried to text “Bah humbug” to a friend of mine who was being overly chipper during the holiday season. My phone autocorrected to “Vag humdinger”. And now that is what I say all the time.

love this color on her.

They had a control group of men who were told they had average strength, and those men didn’t exaggerate their height. That’s why you have a control group; to measure the difference between average people and the people being affected by an action.

That is rich. He’s talking to you the person who wrote the damn article and correcting you. What’s wrong with that guy?

True story. I was at a fundraising event, seated next to people I didn’t know. I struck up a conversation with the gentleman next to me who ended up being a political staffer. He asked me about my field, and then interrupted me to say, “Oy! I read an article about that the other day. The article said that.....” and

No. That’s why the use control groups.

Relatedly, has anyone ever heard a conversation where a man is just stright up bullshitting his date? I’ve heard several conversations while out and about where I’m sitting near or standing near a man and a woman who are clearly on a date, and the woman will ask a question about something, and the man answers totally

Coincidentally, I just set my personal best in the 5K yesterday with a time of 15:25. Which is funny because I haven’t trained in 2 years. I’m just naturally athletic with long, lean muscular legs. Afterwards at the post race party I had 22 beers and at least 6 shots of Yeager and I broughy down the house with a