I read that as “standing ovulation.” That, too.

Wow, can we have a standing ovation for puberty here? Well done, puberty, well done.

Be still, my heart.

If Neville’s the Wrongbottom I don’t wanna be right.

He can Slytherin me any time.

can’t possibly be bothered to read to the bottom and see where the original post is referenced, right?

And thus, when Valve and Lego joined hands, our worlds were rocked and our wallets emptied.

This may be the best article I’ve ever read

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.

Let me save some nerds a lot of time...

Leslie Jones is my spirit animal

In fact, many domestic violence victims later stand by their abuser both publicly and privately. I don’t know who you’re talking about as the “we” that “assume” she’s being forced to do this. We have no idea. What “we” do “assume” though is that we certainly shouldn’t be giving a wife-beater the benefit of the doubt,…

Please tell me this is a flaming dildo stock photo.