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Someone buy the film rights to this dude's life.

You bought an airline ticket with a seat number. Now sit there. This isn't a bus.

I used to babysit for this awesome, and really well off, family when I was in high school. The Dad was a doctor and since I was from a poor town they were the coolest of the cool with their fancy house and in-ground pool. The kids I babysat were kind of snotty, but they didn't know/realize because they're young and

Still more coherent and less offensive than what most women get from straight men on OkCupid.

Excuse me?!

Ginsburg's scones are excellent.

WELCOME TO #TEAMMISANDRY, LENNY!

Lenny Kravitz is a sexy, sexy man, and this has only made him sexier in my eyes.

And poor Ivan! Will we ever know what happened to our favorite apprentice?

Oh Oglaf, why do you only update once a week?

This panel cracked me up. Look at that happy clit!

Leslie is in the handful of cast members who keep me tuning in every week (Aidy Bryant & Kyle Mooney are in there too!), and I'm so happy to see her getting more and more screentime. You go Leslie!!!!

I liked the movie, but... man is it depressing. I feel like it's one of those films where most people really didn't grok how depressing it really is (like Fight Club, where everyone turns into what they claim to hate). Lots of those subversive 90s movies are like that, really— party/crazy images, but really sad

Don Cheadle's costumes were amazing!

I love Leslie Jones. She's been such a refreshing new cast member and I crack up even before she says anything.

I really hate the idea that a man doing a basic task is supposed to turn a woman on. No, me sitting on your face turns me on. Taking out the trash is what you do w/o a reward like said sitting on your face.

I actually laughed out loud at both of these. I love when the snl cast impersonates other celebrities - I think that's really their strength. Aidy as the fairy was a little much, but I died when she rubbed her arms together like a fly. We'll played snl.