Keep dreaming, cupcake.

So one of your local politicians hit a major score and is getting the FOOD? Cuz why don’t you start blaming them first for your public schools?

Twitter/Facebook/Instagram etc. are nothing but a megaphone for the stupid. And those stupid people will keep making tons of money for Mark and Jack (even though they are just privileged white boys) all while using those same platforms to rail against their perceived injustices. What happens when those beliefs fall…

I suppose you’ve just been waiting impatiently to use that headline. Not as clever as you think it is. Very hacky, really.

If you could get above the ‘Mad libs’ reading level, you might not get your feeble mind blown.

Wow! You’re a real retard.

Awesome...just...awesome. In this blog you have fully displayed your cognitive dissonance.

Go ask:

Right out of the GSA catalog I’m sure...

How often do mama and papi put the radio on the side of the tub when you’re taking a bath?

Mommy and daddy still haven’t come back to check on ya yet, huh? I guess they think you’ll get it overwith sometime.

So a German grocery is bringing us Chicago-style pizza,hmm. Where is Mama Cozzi’s made BTW?

Nice try, sunshine, but that’s some weak shit right there.

That pic with the ice cream cone is such a pose. We know how he really eats it.