Uhmmmmmmm... NO...

*I’M* not a white people.

All Virginians aren’t racist.

Yeah... I find it hilarious that a place that serves the worst coffee -as pretentiously as is possible- is somehow a hipster symbol.

“CS: I never expected it would be this bad. Here’s what I thought. I knew who he was. But I thought he could learn. If anything, he’s regressed...”

A comedian famous at the time, Martin Lawrence, I think, had a bit about the most powerful boxer at the time, which I think applies here:

“Michelle wrote in Becoming that he would, on occasion, hang out with the kitchen staff and watch a college basketball game after dinner...”

C’mon, take it easy on the Guv. How are we supposed to get students prepared for their unionless, no worker’s rights, gig economy futures if we spare them from potential frostbite as kids?

Hol up... STACEY ABRAMS???

How is your baby?

“Make sure that chicken is thawed out before I get home too.”

“Do we know why Speaker P didn’t make him wait till after the 15th to make sure he didn’t pull any more shutdown shenanigans?”

As a parent, *fuck no* I wouldn’t let my kids go to homes I know gun are. Parents can be cautious, but they will almost certainly make a mistake at some point. It only takes one time. And most kids are stupid to some degree... in fact most people are. Most usually either underestimate how dangerous something is or how…

I’d like someone to tell me again how these bad cops who brutalize, murder, and abuse people are a small percentage of cops.*

I visited the White House once during Obama’s Presidency. Had my family and I been fortunate enough to be lead on a tour by President Obama, I’d still be wearing a smile today, years later.

These pictures have me sitting at work with the biggest, dumbest smile on my face.

I’ve never lifted competitively, but have been injured more than once lifting for fitness. Her bench pressing form scares me.

“Naturally, everyone on Twitter was like, “the fuck?” You know, maybe Weezer read Michael Harriot’s list of black songs that are off-limits, and when they didn’t see the TLC hit listed were like, “bet.” They thought they were in the clear...”

I’m not a lawyer, but in what world would that handwritten note satisfy any kind of legal requirement? It needn’t be said that *nothing* can provide cover for rape -statutory or other- but htf would a handwritten note be sufficient to grant temporary custody of a minor to someone?

As utterly horrible as it was reading about someone having raped someone in a coma, reading that she had “limited mobility and mental capacity” is somehow even worse.