Seriously. We should not be okay with her becoming homeless. That is completely unacceptable.

It must be because women secreted an adhesive substance from their nethers. That’s the only possible explanation.

“I’m a doctor and I understand human anatomy,”

“I really believe women’s bodies were functioning this way in years past.”

I’m surprised he’s not trying to have women come in and have their “menstrual nerve” adjusted every month for a fee.

Jesus was known for keeping company with more than one outcast from society.

Yes. I was trying to figure out how to talk to my dad about LGBT rights and the only compelling thing I could think of was saying hey dad I’m gay. Now what? Is it ok for me to be fired for that reason alone? His position is that it’s his duty to tell people who aren’t being godly that it’s not ok and he and Jesus…

Things you knew you were going to get with Hillary: Equal rights, respect, the protection of the government. Quelle horreur.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

With Hillary, you pretty much know what you’re gonna get with the LGBT community.

I have ruptured tendons in both feet and I wear crocs almost constantly, due to the fact they’re easy to get on and off. I blame my messed up feet on wearing high heels too much in my misspent youth, so maybe this is a cautionary tale to some.

I have a pair of crocs that I bought for $6 at a thrift store when I was on vacation, because the shoes I was wearing at the time were giving me blisters. But they look like normal shoes! I didn’t actually realize they were crocs until later when I took them off and saw the label on the back. They are actually…

I’ve never owned a pair of crocs until I saw these.

I’m really impressed they’re that savvy and protective of their privacy.

They have different reasons for doing it -- after all teenagers are major followers. However according to my 13 year old step daughter, she doesn’t want facial recognition apps automatically tagging her on social media. She wants to choose where her pictures goes. Somehow I think it’s just the ‘cool thing to do’ for a…

I had a group of friends in the late 90s (all black guys—this is relevant) who used to drive every other weekend from Sacramento to fucking Medford, Oregon, to go to an under 21 nightclub (I don’t remember if the minimum age was 18 or 16, but I think 18). When I inquired as to why in the fuck they would drive like 5…

Literally the worst thing I ever heard was sitting next to the Greek Club pool in Khartoum, Sudan. I got talking with the lady on the sun lounge next to me, as you do, and it turned out she was Finnish and had been in Khartoum for 6 months. I was curious and asked her how a Finn came to live in a country that is the…