Okay. I don't feel like making sweeping assumptions about you, so I'll simply say that I disagree with you very strongly.

So because they aren't saying the right words, they're not expressing their emotion correctly? Do you think this might be a needless nitpick that just has the effect of telling them that their emotion is not valid and that if they can't express real empathy, they shouldn't express anything at all?

Listen, Jezebel is a safe place. Sometimes, we are weak. Sometimes, we need to passive aggressively bother a stranger as punishment for a lifetime of micro-aggressions that the stranger is not even responsible for.

How did she " violate" his space? She hadn't even sat down yet.

nobody gives a shit

It's aspecific for a reason. My friends and I are unable to meet up for Christmas, so we're doing our gift exchange on New Year's. Therefore, we all purchased holiday gifts. Be less Right-wing, perhaps?

No one is going to war with Christmas. Christmas doesn't have any oil.

My Christmas gift to you:

This amount of money seems insultingly low compared to how much money George Zimmerman gets for his paintings.

Best part was the mom had the nerve to berate me for "upsetting" her children because I didn't try hard enough to make the Spiderman pancakes. You should've seen the tantrum she threw when I told her we couldn't have her kids for sleepovers anymore. I guess all that crying was an inherited trait!

That would be a good time to tell them that their parents are NEVER coming home since they sold the kids because of all their crying.

Seriously. That is the lamest fucking idea ever. Did you look at the article? There's a picture of girls doing some sleepover-style game WITH PARENTS WATCHING. All the fun and bonding at a sleepover happens after the parents and asleep, and you can freely talk about crushes and how many bases you would go with…

So can I send this to the woman I know on FB who has said that she is going to forgo vaccinations and just give her kids raw milk instead? Because the CDC info about raw milk being one of the most disease-prone foods in the world, responsible for the most cases of food poisoning, didn't seem to convince her...

Thank you. Here's a link to their site. Getting out my checkbook.

How about we never talk about Kim Kardashian again and then maybe her and her family who is making a living off of her sex tape can fade back into obscurity?

Says someone who has never been excommunicated from his family for being gay/dating a black guy/atheist.....

Seriously, it's not like we're talking about Florida or anything.

Despite being a non-American, this:

One day in 1973 or so my brother and I were glumly on our way back from our home in Kinshasa, the Congo (then Zaire), where we lived at the time, to public school (private school) in England. Charterhouse, as a matter of fact, where Genesis came from. We were on a Christmas break and for me it was a return to the…

When I first heard about the Berlin Wall being taken down, I was like "WTF?!!"

When I was 9 years old, my mom, sister and I were supposedly visiting my father in neighbouring Yugoslavia for the day, by the end of which day we were on our way to Italy because we were going to live there. I wasn't told beforehand because my mom feared I would let it slip at school, and in communist Hungary…