That is one of my favorite movies!

My downstairs neighbor wears VS perfumes and I can smell her before I see her and long after. It is just a highly concentrated formula, like Axe Body Spray, or do users tend to go crazy with it?

amen.

I’ve always loved Iman.

I used to bartend at an underground jazz club/Korean restaurant that was really amazing and horrible at the same time. One night, about 15 years ago, we had the pleasure of serving Jared Fogle, Mr. Subway Child-Buggerer himself. This guy was so utterly boring. He did make weird, uncomfortable eye contact with the…

Liar! Hahaha.

Love it!!

Gosh, what a big stink! Are you having a bad day?

Came here to say this!! Haha.

I never worry about locking myself out of the house! The murderer who is probably under my bed right now, just waiting for me to look under the dust ruffle, could probably unlock my door in an emergency. And then stab me in the throat.

Congratulations, Mama! Luckily, there is so much support I've found in online groups and in real life (a little harder haha). You got this.

Hell to the yes on this! On the plus side, everything that came back to me is REAL. My true talents, a few great friendships, my relationship with my husband, my flaws - these I own.

My toddler calls them spider bats - she thinks they're cute but they completely repulse me. I can't even look at pictures of them without getting freaked out.

Facials are an amazing non-sexual way to feel intimate with a stranger: the aesthetician’s touch used to make me feel loved at some of my loneliest points. Same with massage. What worked for me in my 20s is not the same 15 years later - hormones are one helluva drug. Except Retinol: if you aren't allergic, it's…

It's illegal in Colorado - look up Masterpiece Cake Shop ruling. If you have a business license, you must follow the rules if you want to keep that privilege. If I get speeding tickets constantly, I'm bound to lose my access to legally drive, right?

And possibly his first.

Simple, not easy! Haha.

Merry Hogswatch!

Merry Hogswatch!

It tastes pretty amazing, honestly. It's worth a try.