You mean five time, five time, five time, five time, five time World Champion!

“I prefer buildings that don’t collapse.”

So your opinion on darts has done a One-ahhhhhhhrgh Eighty! 

We need a mistress to take care of this McNair.

Oriental is a slight? I present Exhibit A. Oriental is delicious.

LAX-Pac! X-PAAAAAAAAAAC! Suck it.

Laz “E-Eye” Diaz

If ESPN had a multi-million dollar deal with the LGBT community, it’s safe to say they’d find a way to can Schilling.