oblivion means ? 8 feet away?  It was funny how her parents subscribed to you only gotta be faster than your slowest child theory. 

what a basic bitch

.... and that was the last day I played keeper.

exactly. HE WAS ONLY 4 STEPS OUT! he could have tracked that down.  

you did make that masturbation joke. but dude said he’s tired of people who think baseball is entertainment. ... and thats extra sly.

weed, mushrooms, beer. you know. who can throw the first stone?

the perfect throw deserves the perfect cheer.

and yet they keep electing Steve King.  wait.

Zlatan’s ego is still in its prime.

of course he does. 

the cop found that incident emotionally disturbing and is now suing the security company for lost wages, and damages.  hmmm. 

getting hit in the dick and balls, which really stunned ol’ Woody. uhuh. yep.  

did the keeper deftly head the ball in for an own goal? 

He’s “fine” they say. With a broom handle sticking through my back, most I could go with is “ok”

Richie Incognito.   Every little thing he does is magic.

Kicked off a Fox show called Un-PC for.. being un-pc? I could see him feeling confused and betrayed.

gg bro

well that opening move has worked once now. askren strangles him without that $100k scratch ticket hitting.

elephant seal wikipedia page “The dominant bulls (“harem masters”) establish harems of several dozen females. The least successful males have no harems, but may try to copulate with a harem male’s females when the male is not looking.” 

I didn’t know dolphins had arms?