if you do please take pictures.

Don’t settle for non-ceramic brakes like a pleb.

Ex-ssssss-ellent.

Oh great - I was just about to start marketing Titreist golf balls over there.

So that’s where baby SR-71s come from!

No Galaxy Note 7 on this list? I thought that was a pretty hot item.

No Galaxy Note 7 on this list? I thought that was a pretty hot item.

Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder seen fleeing from the carnage.

Those deleted emails were obviously containing details on this.

I absolutely LOVE doing burnouts. And I will occasionally turn off the traction and stability control in my car when my wife’s not paying attention just so I can slide sideways out of a red light and make her shriek and then hit me once the light turns green.

I may have just made mine last weekend. Bought a non-running, 15 yr old Audi with a blown twin turbo V6 and air suspension, and intend to turn it into an offroader:

When the first American space station, Skylab, made its uncontrolled re-entry, it did so over the South Pacific and Australia. People found parts of the station, and there was some minor property damage, but nobody was hurt. 

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

What about the Manifold? Is there any potential danger?

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

Another take: Rickon is a fucking idiot, who threw away the chance for Ned Stark’s only legitimate, non-magic son to rule because he didn’t know how to run serpentine.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

I do satellite imagery, not possible for the plane to be that clear or for the jet to even be that clear along with ground. Satellites are calibrated to focus on the ground, not objects that are 30,000 feet above it.