For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

Very gouda you for posting that.

I appreciate your sharing this, Sam. Thank you. Needed it badly this Monday.

All the people making fun of Daft Punk in the comments can kick rocks.

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

I towed him that was illegal.

We carried a strict “No Oddjob” rule. Often, it was also implied that alliances were perfectly acceptable, but would not be configured in the pre-game settings. Just to keep things interesting.

Bring a Trailer is getting ridiculous. 

Drake has always been a bitch. I mean someone has to say it and I guess that person is me today.

Yeah, it’s a tankless job but somebody’s got to do it.

Yeah, it’s a tankless job but somebody’s got to do it.

Yes, co-branded with Adobe. If you buy a tank, you can get Adobe’s cloud license at a discount. Adobe with throw in free tank paint layout templates, so you can customize your tank camo. Premium, barrel and turret templates will still cost extra, but if purchase a full year subscription, they will be discounted 10%.

He played a convincing satan in Constantine, a russian gangster in Bad Boys 2, and a funny russian cosmonaut in Armageddon... a bit typecast as a russian or eastern-european type villain, but he is a talented character actor.

To be honest, I thought all of his teeth would be canine teeth.

And those exposed fasteners!

more like shitdowns amirite.

For at least four generations, (from pre 1900s) my family has kept salted butter on the kitchen counter, in an air-tight butter dish, at room temp. I know from my own experience, that it will last without any spoilage for at least 30 days. But if it is around that long, you’re not using enough butter.

Speaking as a recovering alcoholic in the AA sense, I know several (myself included) alcoholics who can pause their drinking for a month so long as they are substituting some other addiction (emotional drama, adrenaline, self-harm, eating, gambling, etc.). Whether or not you get DTs when you pause your drinking is not…

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

And we couldn’t have had Schindler’s List without Hitler, so...

I guess he will be literally and figuratively under water on this loan as well.

Color me a dipshit then, TALLY HO and all that rot.