Rain? Hell, how about a nice, frosty blizzard or just sleet? Hit black ice and you’re down no matter what you do or don’t.

Not so. I have never had any bike that could get greater than 35 mpg in the city. Forty five on the highway was about max too. Then again, my smallest was a 650 Yamaha.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer flock of sheep...

I owned an ‘81 - in NY. By now, it’s recycled steel in something really worthless, no doubt. Bought it in San Diego, but as soon as I got it back to NY, the hatch latch area started rusting. The engine was so, ahem, agricultural that it would have been right at home in the pickup. The tranny was a real rock crusher.

Great choice! I’d add this to the stable.

See, we have this thing called “winter” up here. It’s very inconvenient and can be messy at times.

I’m shocked - something good coming out of this administration? I take it that the head of the FDA was one of the few that wasn’t fired and replaced with a pharmaceutical czar by the new circus in town.

I gotta ask; wtf does “I support global warming” even mean? Damn, that is either really dumb or deliberately deceptive. To me, saying it and pointing to the exhaust tips means fuck the greenies. It does not mean that he is big on recycling when used in this context.

It does sorta steer itself, doesn’t it? Oversteer is a great name for it. The other thing should be called underplow.

This. What a great company.

Actually, it was the ‘70s when cars were strangled. I was there. The ‘80s is when computers and fuel injection brought life back.

As long as you asphyxiate them, it’s all good.

Correction - he’s a useful idiot.

Too soon? Have a star anyway...

Stretched rat rod? :p

He probably thought he had encountered a Maryland wormhole.

The car is barely damaged. That’ll probably buff out.

How did a “California car” rust this much? Where was it parked - on a beach?

Rat rod.

Call it a survivor and call it a day. Bring on the bids!