I imagine that you’re right. In that scenario, especially considering the two street lights above, I believe I would have stopped well short of a collision. So that covers the low-beam headlight issue. Still, the car should have switched to high beams for the benefit of the “driver”. Why waste her presence? It’s the…

You know, I can’t help but wonder why the vaunted safety standard of the world (Volvo) has such shitty headlights. My Accord would have had her lit up some 100 ft further away.

Stop the contest! We have a winner! That is the most shameful thing I’ve ever heard (other than some of the shit I’ve done).

You need a drink. Really.

He never said that they were designed for off road use.

I missed it too ;)

Having Tom Magliozzi call me an idiot would have been the highlight of my wrenching hobby. Cheers!

A lot of them also have “fiber” cam gears. I never quite understood the reasoning behind this, but I’ve seen plenty of them.

Fuck the NRA because they want to help their donors put an AR-15 in the hands of anyone with a pulse.

My brother had one of these (in red) on loan for awhile. You would forget how ugly it was the moment you fired up the engine. The sound was like nothing I had heard up to that point - or since. It was intoxicating.

Or two! I wonder if you can be “surrounded” by one Altima? Yeah - you can. I’m starting to panic whenever I see one. Gotta nail it and escape...

Wasn’t it just like last week we started talking about self-driving vehicles? Damn - things are progressing quickly.

Whilst booking home from work yesterday, I was “surrounded” by two Altimas and, sure as shit, they both tried to kill me almost simultaneously without a hint of a signal.

A new Z is coming? Before or after Half-Life 2 Episode 3?

The seats are most likely the way they are to discourage the homeless from camping in them. Maybe they should slant the seats so that you can barely stay in them, but whiners would complain even more eh?

I see your point. Maybe they only made 5 because they figured (rightfully so is my guess) that only 5 people would want such a punishing ride.

...Lotus is only making five.

What’s wrong with her knees? They are a perfect match for her face.

Is that you, Jerry?

Bushisms are much better than Al-Gore-ithms.