MY MAN

Frozen corn on a cheese pizza.

Seven words and a picture...That is quite a leap sir.

As a J-O-N, I feel pride when on of my kind make it big. But this guy is an embarrassment. I will file a motion with the board to force him over to the J-O-H-N camp.

Broncos at Bears: FUN FACT: Brock Osweiler is roughly thirteen feet tall. If he can take over for Peyton and guide the Broncos to a Super Bowl victory, he’ll be the first giraffe quarterback in history to win a title. I’m pulling for him.

The 18th level of the PerkiSystem is unattainable.

That man has quite a gait.

Do tell.

The old Gannon-Grbac boondoggle, sans the obvious choice and the track record of a future All-Pro.

God forbid the coach dock them practice time, or worse playing time.

There’s a University of Mars?

Two things, then I will be going.

This is just what Big Pea wants you to think.

I don’t understand this.

Kareem Abdul-Jabar

Larry Johnson

I Knows Why

Back row (left to right): Samuel "Pigeon" Lemur; Coach Andre Miller; Leapin' Lemmy Maguire; Theodore "Dutch" Christensen; Asst Coach Phineas Schmidt; Slick Willy Hightower

Should Sexiest Man/Woman Alive be represented here. I feel that in today's aesthetics over substance culture this probably should be #1. I'm not saying, I'm just saying

Its Ryan, not Ryan.