That would explain the weird map, the disinterest in sexbots and the familiarity with host behavior.

I like this theory. Although... does anyone know how soon after Teresa died the uprising started? I doubt that her daughter would be up to shenanigans already.

This should really read :

Some of these were really clever, some of them were really terrible, but the Swedish Chef was pure genius.

Always late :/

Track: Defeatist | Artist: Eisley | Album: I’m Only Dreaming

Have you seen the original? It’s well worth checking out, and a great introduction to the anime style. Also see “Akira” and “Appleseed”

Uh, they have showed it many times, it unfolds into a control device for the hosts and other park tasks, I guess it happens to be a mobile phone too.

I’m not even entering because you’ve already won.

Pro tip, Bed Bath and Beyond has them, not sure how they brokered that deal, but they are the only actual store I know of that sells them.

looks like they’re gonna have to science the shit out of that.... 🔚

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

They released another one.

Here a template for those of you who wants it:

"Am I the only person who couldn't give a shit about these Batman games?"