Friendly neighborhood car sales men here...

That will almost immediately end up in a bunch of broken pieces. #nailedit

Any Mazda Rotary: Fun Bag of Doritos.

At least you have hope. I’m a Williams fan.

Hey Torch, man, thanks for a bunch of good times here. I’m sorry the site is exploding due to weaponized incompetence, but if it’s any consolation the work you and your colleagues do is great, and I am confident it will soon be recognized by someone who knows how to, say, own and operate a media website.

Try being a Lions fan......

This has been a marvelous year for Woking though—Sainz has a really good shot of finishing in the top 6, and Lando “Meme King” Norris is a wholesome delight. Could we see them in the top three with Mercedes power in 2021? Here’s hoping!

My thoughts are with you, friend. You do have the very best duo of drivers in terms of personality, though! The little things!

Omg. You mean this IS a thing.

This is why I come to this site.  This is good Jalop.

Will one of the rats tell me about the vehicle’s quirks and features?

The rats also felt none of the body panels lined up and the interior was too sparse.

So F1's history with the flag is...

No interior shots and it’s been lowered with a loud exhaust and 114K on the clock?

Turbo Interceptor. The movie doesn’t really delve into whether the car will keep you alive, or if your own survival is dependent on you being supernatural yourself. It is implied when Jake/Jaime hands the keys to Billy that the car might protect him. (Although “Take care of it” is a strange request about a car that…

actually, they kind of do. they make you drag ~150lb bags shaped like bodies a couple hundred yards. daily. the stress of the train coming at you though, that’s a little different, but they do train you on how to keep calm under pressure and sometimes weed out the recruits who do not display that discipline.

Can they just hold it at Road Atlanta, or Watkins Glen, or Barber, or Mid-Ohio, or VIR, or anywhere but another shitty Tilkedrome street circuit?

There’s a room for reading in my house and I really, really do not want to drop my phone in, ahem, the “reading seat,” if you know what I mean and I think you number-two. I know we all talk about print dying, but there’s still something sort of special about it: the layouts, the pictures, and yes, even the fact that…

Black provides the best visibility for shipping guards. Just sayin.