There's a place around here that's doing a peanut butter pickle bacon burger. I don't know if that's the same thing but it absolutely rules.

I bet penguins taste awful. Have you smelled one of those motherfuckers? It's not an experience you'll forget

Also, just "the taste" is a weird idea. Mcdonalds is good at making a thing taste a certain way, but that taste isn't properly the sum of its parts. When you're eating a really perfect burger, the lettuce is a flavor, the onion is a flavor, every individual ingredient is doing some of the lifting, and each is…

I'm sure it tasted perfectly acceptable for a tie in sauce for a Disney movie that was served at mcdonalds. With a bar that low, anything would work

It's a group with nothing in common other than that they all watch an intensely popular television show, of course they're not gonna have much to talk about.

I really hate that The Office is this cultural touch point and people are like "oh yeah I forgot about 30 Rock." Philistines

The stuff you hear repeated usually wasn't even funny in context, it's just catchphrasey crap getting repeated by people who missed the extremely tongue in cheek nature of the show making up a bunch of crappy catchphrases in the first place. Like, they actively tell you this is dumb and lazy in no uncertain terms,…

Yeah exactly. If everyone that likes a thing appears to suck, you question the value of the thing.

Yeah most of the Buffy fans I know are cool, attractive women. I'm sure that's not all of them, but it's a lot more than with many other things

Isn't Philly the town that killed that hitchiking robot

It's one of those things that I like, but can't really talk about liking out in public, like pc gaming or science fiction books. The people that usually want to talk about it are not people I usually want to meet

Nah they dress up like morons and are extremely clear about their deal. If anyone could do it tastefully, those are the dudes

It's just the natural response. You get enough people in one place trying to take people's rights away, some people are going to show up and try to put a stop to it. I know some of these people, they're not generally stoked about it. It's stressful and dangerous and easily ends in injury, death, or incarceration,…

Nazis: "Hey let's all yell about Jews and how they should be killed"

My buddies have what they're calling a "stoner violence" band, and I'm gonna need to talk to them about incorporating a sample of Donald Duck yelling "heil hitler" into a song about current events now

Also, let's not let them shift the narrative away from the facts here, please. This was not a conservative demonstration that got hijacked by nazis. They were distributing flyers for this thing for some time before hand, and the top billing was given to famously punched nazi Richard Spencer. The rest of the billing…

Yeah, this isn't time for reaction shot theater 2000. Smirking at bush not knowing how to say words was one thing, this is a new and different thing that demands a new and different approach and sensibility

The schizophrenics can be a little bit self aware if you catch them at the right moment and are patient. Last winter this dude out front of the bar was barefoot and it was bum-killing cold out, so a friend went and got him some shoes and socks. The guy got all weird about how the socks were full of flesh eating bugs…

We've spent decades teaching the controversy, insisting that we need to respect all view points equally and find the middle ground between "science is real" and "god put fossils here to test our faith and it's cold in the winter time, so evolution and climate change are fake." Everyone's entitled to their opinion,…

Science is good because white people invented it, but science is bad because sometimes it hurts my feelings. Life is hard