Yeah cookouts have very different rules. That's a place for you to drink beer next to a child and get bit by bugs, it is acceptable to be a little less than strictly observant.

There's a spot near me that does curried goat sausages with ghost pepper. I'm good on "mild spices," my tastes run more toward "daunting spices."

Seemed like it, yeah. He's clearly moves around heavy stuff outside, that looks more or less the same anywhere.

Yeah I was already a drunk but these last few months have been something.

I've spent the last week traveling outside of the country for the first time (Guatemala, its great, go if you can), and yeah, it's a weird climate out here. I'm a big ol' longhair who clearly smokes pot every day and always has, so there's been relatively little confusion about me, but my traveling buddy is very much…

Semi-tangent because this girl is probably a stripper now, but I have a story that reminds me of. When I was younger and hanging out in the local trailer park all the time, I had this group of friends with a trailer together. One buddy who lived there had a grandpa that served in WWII, he had his granddaddy's M1 on…

Yeah he's always kind of done the "I'm just some dumbass what do I know HERE'S SOME OPINIONS THOUGH" thing, at least as long as I've been aware of him.

Some minority kids I don't know or care about at some college I don't go to want to have a meeting about topics I have no input on in a room I have no reason to be in, and I'm not allowed to attend this? QUICK! Give a rich guy a half million dollars to complain about this on my behalf! Before it's too late!

Yeah they're horrible animals. Just wet at both ends and loud and smelly. Pigs can fuck clean off too.

Surprisingly old and resentful

Nobody said that

But does trump know that?

There it is

I hate that. By the time something comes out you've already seen half of it by accident.

Yeah I really like quiet exposition stuff like that. We don't need her nerd friend calling and explaining that those are some tough motherfuckers in order to understand what's going on, we can get it from the fact that she already knows it and reacts that way. Plus that pays off hard when we see them show up later,…

Guess where he picked that up? It wasn't at home

I can't really tell if you're being sarcastic, but it's true of a certain kind of moron. Sometimes there just aren't two equally valid sides to an issue, and I'm tired of "teach the controversy." Some ideas just aren't right

I've got a neighbor whose face periodically breaks out into raw hamburger due to exposure to burning ordnance in both of those wars, plus it's kind of driven him crazy. I had to chase him down the street once because he saw a car being driven by an Arab dude he thought he recognized. Outside of moments like that…

While we're disinviting trump from places he would never ever go for any reason, he can't come hang out in my apartment either.

This weekend I'll be playing Prey. I don't normally grab a game day one, but it's Arkane doing System Shock. When they did Thief we got Dishonored, so I almost physically couldn't restrain myself. I'm about a half hour deep so far and I'm very impressed with what I've seen so far. It's got a little bit of that…