I couldn't find my shoes

Honestly if this were all an elaborate performance to the tune of that Mr Show sketch where the dude may or may not be dying, it would make sense

You know how once the internet was an established thing, there was a huge rash of terrible horror movies about WHAT IF THE INTERNET DID THIS? This has the same feeling as one of those, but about the concept of elevators. I don't know where these guys live, but we've had elevators for a while around here and most…

Children smoking cigarettes will never not be funny

Rap is still really good, I'd say. It's not the same rap I grew up on, but I don't think I would want it to be. A lot of the radio stuff still sucks, but even there you're seeing creative dudes like Kendrick winning awards and getting shout outs from a cool president.

God I'm so glad the tradition of punch lines in rap music persists. So much has changed in the genre, but being funny and clever has never gone out of style completely

At least it's not the shitty side window thing that was impossible to use on an iphone

As far as accomplishing goals goes, that dude did an amazing job. We still haven't recovered, and it's looking like we won't.

I mean there's not going to be more than one of those at any given time, might as well be it.

The next one is going to be the thing to see. Dude was that upset and clever when Obama was in office, this next one is going to be an IV bag full of bile, but the good kind like you want.

It was really cool watching him just sit down and smoke a cig. It felt like he was talking and thinking more than performing. It made me want to tie a good drunk on with him and burn a few and have a long conversation, like it was a little taste of that experience that left me wanting more.

I do this thing where I intentionally don't watch shit that I know is going to be good, just so I have something I can enjoy for the first time when I need it. I know his show was great and I remember seeing it sometimes when it was airing, but I'm going out of my way to not sit down and watch the whole thing so I…

I have no idea what you're talking about and would prefer to keep it that way. I love both deeply and don't want to see my comedy dads fighting

Yeah it kind of depends on who you already are. Even while cripplingly baked and out on the town, I can fairly consistently throw together a basic conversation. Just have interests and keep something kind of interesting in the chamber and be willing to have a conversation focused on the other person if you run out…

Man I went back and listened to that Paul Tompkins one where they talk about that juggalo gathering promo video from years ago and at the end my face hurt and I felt like I'd done some sit-ups. I've never heard longer laughter on air

Goddamn do they ever. Hey avclub, you know how Andy Daly and Paul Tompkins are tied for best dude in comedy? Do you want to listen to them yelling at each other for an hour in character as L Ron Hubbard and HG Wells, respectively? Do you then want to be so pleased with it that you want to listen to a second hour? …

The enemy has to be scary enough to be a threat, but shitty enough that you can feel good about purging them. The two ideas don't need to be internally consistent

They're hard working unemployed Americans who got their jobs stolen by lazy illiterate immigrants, what about this is hard to understand?

I know it's just a side effect of being born in a world where storage was already relatively affordable, but it always boggles my mind how bad people used to be at keeping archives of things. Obviously they couldn't have known how big tv was going to get, but it seems such a shame to lose or destroy old film. People…

Oh it's absolutely a real thing, it's pretty good too. I don't think I've ever done it properly but I had a gourd and bombilla way back when I was being pretentious in high school and it was actually really nice. I always feel like I have to let my coffee hit that perfect temperature and then pound it before it gets…