Has that much happened since 2008, as far as clubs go? I feel like they got rid of the uggs and the bubble dresses and then just stagnated. I'm not a club guy, but I used to work in a very literally club-adjacent industry back then, and it kind of all looks the same when I walk by now. Lighter on the rhinestones,…

I just worry it'll be too late, if it comes at all. I've got all my information in a state registry to do the work in the first place, if they decide to really go after people that'll be the last you hear from your old buddy poop medicine

It literally doesn't matter. His base has decided everyone but him is a liar, so numbers published by anyone but him are not seen as actual.

One can only hope. I work in the weed industry, I might have to go back to school for something much less enjoyable here if he's any kind of effective

My girlfriend works at a spot that does frog legs as an appetizer. Apparently it has its following (one dude drove in alone from the suburbs the other day just to eat several orders of them), but it doesn't pack them in. I find that weird, because it's not the easiest thing to find and this is a big food town. I…

Yeah that's exactly the book you need if that's the sort of thing you're making already. That's destiny

Get some, you'll be glad you did. It's maybe not as sour as I would prefer, but there's a flavor other than sweet and that's more than I can say for sprite

If you go to a big supermarket like a Safeway for example, there'll usually be a whole refrigerated aisle dedicated to beer, cheese, and soda. Then if you want Mexican soda you have to go to the "foreign foods" aisle and look between the large bags of jasmine rice and the tapatio and the duck sauce, which is a…

What's the taco game like over there? I always thought you could do pretty well if you opened up a real-deal hole in the wall taqueria in a place where Mexicans are in short supply.

If you've got a little time on your hands, a habanero infused tequila mixed with a pineapple Jarritos is a badly underutilized cocktail. One of those weird ones that's great whether it's hot or cold out, for totally different reasons. It toasts the old cage in the winter, and the effervescent fruit flavor is nice…

The tamarind is not what you're expecting, give it a rip. I will never understand why lime soda isn't more popular than it is. The closest you can get most places is sprite or something, which taste so unlike lemon or lime that I don't understand why they even claim that's the flavor

I feel like that has to be stipulated by the coke reps or something. You almost always find the Mexican soda unrefrigerated and far away from all the other, lesser sodas. I really doubt that that's because the Jarritos guys are too dumb to sell cold soda, it's got to be something else.

The American Fanta sits heavy, likes it's laying down a film on the tongue. Something about the import stuff, I'm guessing real sugar, gives it an effervescent quality that reminds me of how soda tasted when I was a kid and hadn't ruined my palette with delicious liquor and cigarettes and heavily spiced foods.

Unless he does it, in which case you're only allowed to not like it once it's already happened

They're a little more logistically complicated, but I see the humble paleta as a huge potential growth item in the "shit Mexico does better than we do" category of food and beverage. They're just simple popsicles, but made with better ingredients and flavors than your average good humor man is going to have. Do you…

I seriously don't want to think about what America would look like without planned parenthood or something like it. More STDs and unwanted children and unwanted children getting STDs and having unwanted children because sex education was gutted are not going to make us great

Sounds like the real numbers aren't anywhere close to the lie you were telling

If you're actually curious, you can look it up. I'm pretty sure you've got internet access. It's not anybody else's responsibility to make sure you know what you're talking about

"I'm gonna drop this baby into this grain thresher"

"And before you point out the obvious thing that completely destroys my point, here's a dumb feint that doesn't change anything"