I'm with you on that one. I'll continue to vote with my wallet and help out the immigrants that make my community great (it definitely isn't the white people slinging "elevated" ethnic food, it's the men and women in the food carts slinging dirt cheap family recipes and not speaking English, for example). I'll keep…

There are a whole lot of Americans with internet access and time to kill. If you want more stuff about your area, somebody needs to write it.

"If I let him keep punching me, surely the bystanders will form a low opinion of him, and his arm will get tired!"

Genius

Yeah, it's different. Usually when a politician lies, it's something along the lines of "I'll make there be jobs" or "tax cuts for the rich will benefit you." You could make an argument for ideas like that, even if they don't actually work out in reality. This new shit is straight up "three is more than four"…

Figuring out what doesn't work any more has become part of my morning ritual at this point. Yesterday, the parks department wasn't allowed to say anything. Today, we don't have a functioning state department. Tomorrow will be worse.

Anything that leads to more Newman products, I guess. As if he didn't give us enough in his career, he's also giving us delicious lemonade and acceptable storebought salsa well after his death.

You know that thing where it takes way longer to drive somewhere new than to drive back, even if it's actually the same amount of time? It's like that, but more so.

That's a good point and I think it's a shame people forget it. The east put up a hell of a fight, a whole lot of people lost their lives to stop the nazis. It took a lot more than a shitty winter and it still wasn't easy.

I saw a sign down at the march that was something to the effect of "snowflake? Let's show them a snowdrift." This was especially good because the city had been shut down by an unprecedented snowstorm like a week before, and was now shut down by about a decent percentage of the metro population

Yeah exactly. Maybe it wasn't so obvious back then or maybe I just wasn't looking the same way I do now, but slayer was a special thing for me once. These days, I don't really need them, and it doesn't seem like they want me, so whatever.

I'm the free speech killing fascist because I don't think you have a reasonable expectation to preach genocide in public without nature taking its course, also not saying merry christmas is the death of American values

And the fucking parks service for some reason

That got a snort

You turn the left into a cartoon character that professes to tolerate everything, and then you get wildly butthurt and cry about hypocrisy when the guy you made up turns out to not be real.

Guys it's really not okay that a nazi got punched, he has a right to speak.

I'm pretty sure his actual first thing was signing a thing stating that they could ignore existing law in order to get one of his cabinet appointments through. Ironically, that was the only cabinet appointment that anyone has any confidence in. Relevant experience, knows what the job actually entails to some extent,…

I think the key thing to keep in mind, given you're a glass half full type, is that half of the country didn't show up to vote, and the half of the half that won was actually a minority in total, to the tune of three million votes. Way more than most people didn't vote for trump.

Wants to and knows how to, most importantly. Generally the worst thing you can do is infuriate your spymasters.

That's how headlines need to work for the next little bit of time. This fair and balanced, meet them in the middle bullshit doesn't apply when the middle is halfway into bizarro world