Okay so I'm from that age cohort where we have real metal and Aerosmith is one of those bands that have been the music in car commercials or whatever for as long as I've been aware of them, so I have to ask: was Aerosmith ever metal? Or even "metal?" Was that seriously the hard stuff at some point? Was there a…

I've been both of that guy (minus the casual racism) and let me tell you, being behind a counter is way better. I don't have to wrangle a bunch of stoners, there are clearly posted prices and nice scales, I get a real paycheck, it owns. Running around with a backpack is not something I would go back to.

This is a good rule

I think that's basically dudes getting mad at decent production and working backward from there

I'm pretty sure that's how the entire pumpkin beer industry works. If you have a bad thing you have to sell, just make it seasonal and people will forget that they hate it

Makes a damn fine curry, I'll tell you that

Yeah real beer snobs don't tend to get that excited about the whole "beer, but ______ in it" stuff. Those seem to be more popular with people that are just starting out with the exciting world of the spendier cooler at the gas station. You get something in an illegible font with a picture of a monk on it, that's…

That's not really anti-comedy, that's more middle schooler humor

It's the grindcore of live action comedy shows. It's fast, violent, short, and doesn't repeat itself unless it did something worth repeating. Personally I love it, but it's in line with a lot of my preferred aesthetics which are definitely not for everybody. Give it a try, it's not like there's a big plot to catch…

I grew up in an area with a whole lot of really gnarly spiders. One of my arms looks like I put about a pack of cigarettes out on it, but it's actually all childhood scars from black widows or hobo spiders. Thank you B for speaking out for insect parasite victems the world over.

There's a certain flavor of intensely boring person that likes to feel smart by getting irrationally angry at the things they think the dumb masses like. Like you know how you've got a million people freaking the fuck out about the kardashians being the death of western culture, and you never meet someone that…

I hear that birds of prey have incredible eyesight and I always wondered what it would be like to be able to spot a bird's nest from a quarter mile off. Now I know.

All three of those things are intensely dangerous though, especially when the Supreme Court is roomy and poised to get roomier.

Paper cuts and getting shot in the knee are both also awful

Why are you saying "know a guy" all in the present tense like that? Don't you mean "I used to know a guy until the first time we got hot dogs?"

I work at a weed store and lately I have a lot of weird old dudes coming in and telling me about this "libertarian party" they just heard about, and how I should look into it.

Visually this reminds me a lot of Jazzpunk, and some of the write-ups I've seen make it seem like it might have a pretty similar sense of humor. Could be worth a try

I'd disagree with that. They're more than morally capable of those things, and there's some evidence to suggest both have happened in the show (Frank revving up the chainsaw, Dennis doing his level best to nail a teenager under duress on a boat), I think what's stopping them generally is just a sort of core…

That's where I'm at with it. Dennis turning out to actually have a refrigerator full of hands would be Family Guy-level cheap. If it turns out it's all an act he's put on out of a misguided idea of what will make him seem smart and competent and not to be trifled with, it's way more in line with the character. I…

Season four was like you're riding a shitty bike up a shitty hill in a shitty place, and then it levels out for a second before getting even steeper.