And it’s not like the fans can just up and murder a robot.

Stick to politics, Deadspin.

his mom’s cooter and subpar implant placement

Since we’re generalizing to all cyclists and car drivers.... let’s remember that when a car driver does stupid shit to a cyclist, cyclist gets killed. When a cyclist does stupid shit to a car, maybe a dent.

And the reverse view

He’s at least three, probably four children.

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

SWEET SWEET BEAUTIFUL JUSTICE!

At what point do you think he got concerned that he’s actually been diagnosed with a terminal illness and this was all an elaborate ruse to make his wish of hitting a MLB Home Run come true?

Hey.......

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

When the baseball landed, it exploded.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

Get used to it. Starting tomorrow, all sorts of regulations are going to be ignored, especially when Washington is involved.

Wow, how did that kid get ahold of Trump’s speech?!