And like why isn't the Sergeant Major tearing everyone a new asshole for their nonregulation haircuts?

I sit at my table/and wage war on myself/it seems like it's all for nothing…

Eh, it jumps the shark at the end of Season 5 when they assassinate President Dole on the Moon…

Yuss! Bring on those early 19th century sideburns…

*ahem* Tusk!

Leave it to the French to come up with a graceful alternate title for such an rrrgh-grrr name as "Die Hard". Which I believe is German for "the Hard".

That's a bingo!

Ugh the way that line is delivered too…perfect, the way only a douchey 80's German could say it.

Hit it again

I remember FX used to screen this movie like every day when I was a kid (along with the X-Files movie). I've probably seen it 30 times.

Yeah, I see Snape and I think "Oh shit, they hired Hans Gruber to teach 'Defense Against the Dark Arts'"

Yeah, the diesel engine in the M60 is easier to find gas for just out in the world too. Plus the M60 has that sweet escape hatch in the bottom of the hull (like the one Rick went up through in Atlanta, unlike the M-1. Practical concerns about landmine protection aside, you could use the hatch as a toilet without…

I like to imagine he was jumping back and forth between the gunner, driver, loader and commander stations issuing commands to himself aloud.

The whole 90s kulturkampf think is baffling in retrospect. As a little kid growing up it convinced me that all adults were idiots earlier than would usually happen.

They confused it with that immodest "check out the space between my thighs" thing that women are doing now.

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To be fair, that's pretty much always the case these days.

Ooooo-ooooo
Oh Baby
Rowsdower saves us!
And saves all the wo-orld!

You didn't say BITCH enough times. Also, 75% more Robocop references.

Ugh. I'm remembering a time when i was still in elementary school, my friend (African American) and I had nothing to do so we put on the 1964 Michael Caine movie Zulu. Now, Zulu is actually a pretty great western-type movie that has influenced lots of other films but there's no getting around the fact that it's White…