It absolutely MUST feature "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"-style voiceover narration from the governor's point of view. Preferably ranting and raving about shit irrelevant to what's going on…

(Rick unceremoniously kills Carl and dumps his body into the ocean just like all the other people he murdered, then goes to start a new life as a zombie lumberjack)

Rick (voiceover): "Oh No. The Governor's back"

Hover-llamas are the main season 5 antagonist.

Chainmail hauberk or GTFO.

Until they meet Rick. Then they die IMMEDIATELY.

Yeah we kinda already did the "guy with one hand" thing to death already anyway…

We *all* know that's not true, this show had Lori Grimes on it…

Okay I hadn't considered the spent fuel. Write to your congressman, tell them to authorize the Yucca Mountain waist repository.

Darryl stood by *Merle* that whole time. He is nothing if not loyal and I think Carol counts for more than anyone else in the group at this point.

Hey whatever happened to Power Rankings Guy?

Those reactors are pretty inert when they're not operating. I assume that when all hell broke loose the crews shut down their reactors before they evacuated or else the reactors failed safe.

I bet Lori would scramble eggs by putting a bunch of eggs in a bowl and crushing them with a potato masher.
"Sure they had shells in them, but she wanted us to be the kind of family that ate eggshells on Sunday"
Fuck you Lori.

MELAWAN RAJA!

Nevermind the fact that the gas in all these cars parked along the roadside etc. would have gone bad by now…

A Malign Rickcluse…

What is this, Dexter now?

Someone needs to go apeshit on Rick. ANYTHING to drag that dude out of the funk he's been in. He's become the absolute worst character on the show.

Ohhh that's why Tyrese was wearing a shirt that said "Teapot Dome Scandal" in big block letters all episode.

Herschel has become the new Dale. Rick has become the new Herschel. Is it too much to hope these characters are killed off this season and we can run the group without all these sanctimonious mopes?