God, their live performance was just heinous. I can't imagine that bodes well.

"I prefer the term 'Artificial Pervert'"…

This is funnier when you imagine Sharlto Copley saying it. Actually, everything is funnier when you imagine Sharlto Copley saying it.

Ffffuuuuuuuuuuuu……

When the zombie apocalypse comes you'll find me out on the street shoving one of those cardboard tubes that wrapping paper comes on through heads. I won't even have to use my infinite-ammo handgun that I never miss with even at incredible ranges.

Shane, though. Shane's was by far the worst of them all. Reeyick!

Seriously. If books could be described as douchebags…

…faster than Foxconn workers burn out and jump off the roof of the factory…

Yeah if you go from 60s Hardy Boys to 80s Hardy Boys suddenly they go from outfoxing what are basically Scooby-Doo villains to battling enemy narco-frogmen off of Miami with spearguns.

I saw most of it, it was pretty good. I think that night more people than usual couldn't decide what headliner to see so as a result I saw a lot of people crossing back and forth. The effect where they used realtime video of Trent Reznor's face to create this cloud if pixels in the shape of him singing on the screen…

I realized I was getting too old for this festival Sunday night when the douchey little teenage bro across the train from me was alternately bragging to his friends about all the drugs he'd consumed and cursing out his mother on his cell phone. I rarely want to beat the piss out of random strangers but ugh. He was…

How dare you? Kentucky died for your sins too , you know, not just mine.

Mad bonus points for knowing the difference between "tactical" and "strategic".

Yeah, like, I know opinions differ but this was the first time in *years* that a movie has made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to suffocate. It is hilarious, go see it.

That seems to be the operating model there. Elon Musk's companies run the same way, you pack off dew-eyed engineering students to SpaceX or Tesla for the summer and they come back to school and basically only wear SpaceX clothes and talk about working at SpaceX constantly to the point where you have to stop being…

The pricks remark may have been over-harsh but I occasionally have to interact with these guys and some, not all, of them are genuinely interested in telling you about their "lifestyle" (whatever that means) down in Palo Alto. Like they came here in a flying saucer or something. And this is in the relatively dour…

Actually this is the sort of shit they used to do all the time. Go on Youtube and look up General Motors commercials from the 50s, the amount of time and money involved is insane, and I'm actually not really sure where they would have shown these near feature-length spots. The difference here of course is that General…

Lies, he made them better.

Well then I'll see those of you in Chicago at the Lolla orgy tent…

This album is gonna be awesome, I can't wait to see 'em this summer. This ^ one is already one of my favorite QOTSA tracks.