Shit, that's why I bought mine. Discipline is for chumps, man.

God damn they do, I hate those stores. Between the darkness, giant images of beautiful seminaked people and pounding bass it's extremely oppressive, like being trapped in some other person's unimaginative sex dream.

Ohhh yeah…

You have no idea how long I thought "FTW" meant "Fuck the World"…I was so confused….

You know they're going to nuke us now because of this. Thanks, Archer.

did they do, like, Movan Pictures yet?

"…buk buuk!"

There's plenty of violence, sure, but it's literate violence. Not bizarre "I CUM NAPALM" stuff (which has its place, don't get me wrong).

As y'all know Bruce Dickinson holds a commercial pilot certificate and is a huge airplane geek; I got to meet him very briefly about a year ago when he came out to the place I work for a tour and to check out in a simulator. He seemed like a genuinely down-to-earth dude (which I guess I didn't see him long enough to…

Did they ever explain the ostrich hallucination a few episodes back? or are we just to assume that Cheryl was on some next-level counterindicated veterinary medication?

DONALD TUSK!

Same diff, though it does point to "Elizabeth" probably being a Great Russian rather than Ukrainian or something; we're still in the dark on Phil's origins as some have pointed out…

Just the 20th century? That basically sums up Poland throughout history.

Yeah it's a diminutive form, Irochka or some such.

THE KILLER AWOKE BEFORE DAWN, HE PUT HIS WIG ON….

That too. Unlike the FBI they would probably be able to protect her. Of course she would have to live on their secret moonbase…

I've been thinking: Can't Nina "exfil" herself? It's not like she's trapped in Belarus and they can't get her out…couldn't she just walk away from the embassy, go to the INS and claim political asylum or something like that? I'm probably overstating how simple it would be…

Time after time after time?

You know it's coming.

TUSK!