Not unless he hit the little sodium azide charge directly, which is small. Plus resulting holes in the airbag would cause it to inflate unenthusiastically, I suppose.

Apparently they don't really do anything; the law doesn't require that they be paid, so they basically work on commission serving subpoenas.
 In Illinois, the equivalent level of government is the township, but they don't have police officers at that level as far as I know; that level of government primarily exists to…

Okay hey, so what did people think of Rampart? I just watched it and 1. thought it was really good 2. Was also crazy bored the whole time. Thoughts on how that's possible?

Hey girl, I hear you like coffee…that's what this song is about, bizarrely.

Hey…where the fuck is the Zombieland sequel that we're clearly owed?

Here they use a gas chamber instead of lethal injection.

(chases after corrector)

FWIW, this movie is considerably more violent than LA Noire. Which has to be the first time that's happened.

Okay, it's been a long-ass time since this comment thread was active but 100% yes to drunk at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Sure, we have Brookfield and it's larger and more comprehensive but Lincoln Park is the only zoo I know of where you can go there on a whim without planning it; just hop on the bus. It's the greatest…

Okay, it's been a long-ass time since this comment thread was active but 100% yes to drunk at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Sure, we have Brookfield and it's larger and more comprehensive but Lincoln Park is the only zoo I know of where you can go there on a whim without planning it; just hop on the bus. It's the greatest…

But girls with baaaaaangs!

But girls with baaaaaangs!

France is the only other nation besides the US with a "real" aircraft carrier with catapults and arresting gear for launching and recovering aircraft. The rest make do with STOVL aircraft or sending their planes off ramps, both of which are suboptimal solutions. So they're really in second place.

France is the only other nation besides the US with a "real" aircraft carrier with catapults and arresting gear for launching and recovering aircraft. The rest make do with STOVL aircraft or sending their planes off ramps, both of which are suboptimal solutions. So they're really in second place.

(sigh).

(sigh).

Dubious von Suspectburg.

Dubious von Suspectburg.

I can't believe I got this far into the thread before getting to a reacharound joke. We're more mature than I thought, though still less so than I had hoped.

I can't believe I got this far into the thread before getting to a reacharound joke. We're more mature than I thought, though still less so than I had hoped.