Hmmm interesting…. (scribbles note on clipboard that you can't see)

Hmmm interesting…. (scribbles note on clipboard that you can't see)

So, what, Nick Searcy and Rachel Dratch weren't "sexy" enough or something? Or were they just not available schedule-wise?

So, what, Nick Searcy and Rachel Dratch weren't "sexy" enough or something? Or were they just not available schedule-wise?

Is Roya sure she hasn't been that stupid?

Is Roya sure she hasn't been that stupid?

Her facial expression at the end kind of said it. It was, like, unhinged determination.

Her facial expression at the end kind of said it. It was, like, unhinged determination.

No, it is a Columbian bar. Because it is in America. God bless our fair republic!

No, it is a Columbian bar. Because it is in America. God bless our fair republic!

I'm back to take my revenge, Motherfuckers, and I inexplicably waited, like, five or six years to do so! I wanted the SURPRISE to be REALLY SURPRISING!

I'm back to take my revenge, Motherfuckers, and I inexplicably waited, like, five or six years to do so! I wanted the SURPRISE to be REALLY SURPRISING!

That's only insightful if you live in a world where Christmas is a day where you get presents (leaving aside the religious aspects which are THE POINT FOR THE HOLIDAY ANYWAY, or have you not received Linus' lecture?). So, like, if you're eight. Adults are supposed to be over the Santa Claus betrayal by this point,…

That's only insightful if you live in a world where Christmas is a day where you get presents (leaving aside the religious aspects which are THE POINT FOR THE HOLIDAY ANYWAY, or have you not received Linus' lecture?). So, like, if you're eight. Adults are supposed to be over the Santa Claus betrayal by this point,…

I expect to see Doakes' charred head in a fishtank coming back to take revenge like in Crank 2.

I expect to see Doakes' charred head in a fishtank coming back to take revenge like in Crank 2.

You think anyone saw him creeping around the neighborhood at night in his fucking mad scientist/murderer clothes (why does Dexter use, like, a chef's knife to kill people?) and had their suspicions aroused? Maybe when the police tore through a minute later looking for that guy? Anyone? No? Okay.

You think anyone saw him creeping around the neighborhood at night in his fucking mad scientist/murderer clothes (why does Dexter use, like, a chef's knife to kill people?) and had their suspicions aroused? Maybe when the police tore through a minute later looking for that guy? Anyone? No? Okay.

Jessica Chastain, obviously. She's in every movie now. For which we give thanks…

Jessica Chastain, obviously. She's in every movie now. For which we give thanks…