(Rimshot)

(Rimshot)

…I DON'T CARE!

…I DON'T CARE!

(Slow building 80s movie clap)

(Slow building 80s movie clap)

It's a convention for fans of Turkish waterways. 

It's a convention for fans of Turkish waterways. 

German Chocolate vs. Key Lime

German Chocolate vs. Key Lime

Holy shit…is that show still knocking around trying to find the light switch? Did Luis Guzman's racist energy drink ever take off?

Holy shit…is that show still knocking around trying to find the light switch? Did Luis Guzman's racist energy drink ever take off?

I know Terrance has a back injury and all but damn, that state trooper…

I know Terrance has a back injury and all but damn, that state trooper…

So how high does Lena Dunham stand at the withers?
(Dons blue corduroy FFA jacket)

So how high does Lena Dunham stand at the withers?
(Dons blue corduroy FFA jacket)

Hey now, Whitney could always turn it around with this new project.

Hey now, Whitney could always turn it around with this new project.

Yeah, in that sense it's kind of the most immodest show on TV. And I include the 'Lifebuoy Soap presents The Atlantic City Cavalcade of Titties Hour' (Boardwalk Empire) in this assessment.

Yeah, in that sense it's kind of the most immodest show on TV. And I include the 'Lifebuoy Soap presents The Atlantic City Cavalcade of Titties Hour' (Boardwalk Empire) in this assessment.