If this was the Newsroom they would have been out there looking for Sasquatches. But Carrie and Roya would have gotten lost because they are women and Saul would be a Republican, but he would be the sort of neutered non-republican republican that you can totally get along with because he doesn't believe in anything.…

Yeah, Saul just facepalms when he's turned on, it's a weird quirk of his.

Yeah, Saul just facepalms when he's turned on, it's a weird quirk of his.

Quinn - still presumably rocking that fragile gut wound. Should really be lying down until it heals better (or at all). Seriously, he's gotta be on a liquid diet still.

Quinn - still presumably rocking that fragile gut wound. Should really be lying down until it heals better (or at all). Seriously, he's gotta be on a liquid diet still.

Redskins could be five up on the Dolphins, though that would take some funky scoring.

Redskins could be five up on the Dolphins, though that would take some funky scoring.

UNITYYYYYY! I actually said that watching the show last night! I will never escape Chapelle's show…one day I'll be an old man and my constant references to Rick James will be confused with the onset of dementia…

UNITYYYYYY! I actually said that watching the show last night! I will never escape Chapelle's show…one day I'll be an old man and my constant references to Rick James will be confused with the onset of dementia…

Any day you get fucking covered in human intestines is automatically ruined, no matter what else happens that day. You could get married or your daughter could be born, it would still be the worst day ever.

Any day you get fucking covered in human intestines is automatically ruined, no matter what else happens that day. You could get married or your daughter could be born, it would still be the worst day ever.

You mean he used to pose as a care provider in order to boost slippers from retirement homes then flip them on the slipper black market? Why do you think he's in prison in the first place?

You mean he used to pose as a care provider in order to boost slippers from retirement homes then flip them on the slipper black market? Why do you think he's in prison in the first place?

Have ye come to be drowned, T-Dogg? In the Drowned God's watery halls everyone is silent…you'll fit right in…

Have ye come to be drowned, T-Dogg? In the Drowned God's watery halls everyone is silent…you'll fit right in…

Yeah, I think we have to assume he came into the country via some non-approved means. Like in the hold of a cargo ship or across the border in a rural area…

Yeah, I think we have to assume he came into the country via some non-approved means. Like in the hold of a cargo ship or across the border in a rural area…

Ugh. Who wants to tell him his boat is completed and it's ugly as shit?

Ugh. Who wants to tell him his boat is completed and it's ugly as shit?

Seriously though, Brody, pull it back some. Unless Carrie was like "I want it rapid and joyless and slightly painful". Which given that it's her is actually a possibility I guess…