[No member of the FBI has ever consulted a nuclear physics laboratory for assistance with a ballistics reconstruction. -ed.]

[No member of the FBI has ever consulted a nuclear physics laboratory for assistance with a ballistics reconstruction. -ed.]

That's TLC, which the FTC should really get an injunction against them to drop "learning" from their name. I remember back when I was wee I could get up at 5AM (I was a weird kid) and watch this show on history where they had archival newsreel footage from like the 30s-50s hosted by Mike Wallace. Bizarre but I learned…

That's TLC, which the FTC should really get an injunction against them to drop "learning" from their name. I remember back when I was wee I could get up at 5AM (I was a weird kid) and watch this show on history where they had archival newsreel footage from like the 30s-50s hosted by Mike Wallace. Bizarre but I learned…

Ballroom dancing, motherfuckers. Real ballrooms, none of that "dancing with the stars" crap.

Ballroom dancing, motherfuckers. Real ballrooms, none of that "dancing with the stars" crap.

Or if you look at World War I, how Gallipoli was supposed to be this big important battle when in reality it was a grusome sideshow that was basically aborted after the first week when the British and French fleets found they couldn't force the Dardanelles even with land support. But it's so culturally important in…

Or if you look at World War I, how Gallipoli was supposed to be this big important battle when in reality it was a grusome sideshow that was basically aborted after the first week when the British and French fleets found they couldn't force the Dardanelles even with land support. But it's so culturally important in…

No, the version in France tells people how everyone was a heroic resistance fighter and none of them went along to get along with Petain, right?

No, the version in France tells people how everyone was a heroic resistance fighter and none of them went along to get along with Petain, right?

Uuuugh. Look my cumbersome ideology gets in the way here but there is such a thing as wanting to tell "the other side of the story" and then there's ONLY telling the other side of the story. You miss out on the actual events that took place when you're bogged down in learning how much of a bummer it was that 8 year…

Uuuugh. Look my cumbersome ideology gets in the way here but there is such a thing as wanting to tell "the other side of the story" and then there's ONLY telling the other side of the story. You miss out on the actual events that took place when you're bogged down in learning how much of a bummer it was that 8 year…

We certainly treat it that way. Any time anything momentous happens the US always acts like it can just dust off it's shoulders, say "well that was terrible" and go back to being the inward-focused nation of the 1880s. I hear that same refrain every time someone says "but the cold war is oveeeeeeeer!". Like that means…

We certainly treat it that way. Any time anything momentous happens the US always acts like it can just dust off it's shoulders, say "well that was terrible" and go back to being the inward-focused nation of the 1880s. I hear that same refrain every time someone says "but the cold war is oveeeeeeeer!". Like that means…

If they had Galves linger for a week or so and then die it would basically reverse my position, but yeah, it's kind of cheap that they did that.

If they had Galves linger for a week or so and then die it would basically reverse my position, but yeah, it's kind of cheap that they did that.

Considerably.

Considerably.

Kind of a poseurish line, not gonna lie. That said Pitchfork's review probably just reads:

Kind of a poseurish line, not gonna lie. That said Pitchfork's review probably just reads: