Way back in the early 00’s, Car and Driver published this hilarious review of the Escalade EXT. It is so sarcastic and scathing.

Phoenix AZ. I mean why is it there?

When asked what he said the very moment one of his favorite athletes approached him, Miller remarked that he could only muster what came naturally: “Fahk you ya fahking fahk.”

Me too. That is why I always insist that my vehicles airbag comes from Takata.

“You can hide behind the ref all you like but Imama get you.”

For anything over a mile, I’m taking a car.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

This will be a tough sell over the vastly superior CT6

A beige Camry. Drive normally and you are literally invisible to police.

(Apropos to nothing, but for reference:)

C-130, a medium/large cargo transport:

Didn’t the S80 use a Yamaha engine? Sounds so mean.

Someone up higher said SLC because of its grid system. Well, you should try driving in Phoenix. It uses the same grid system, with roads that are just as wide, if not wider. Only one half of the city is pictured above, the other half is exactly the same. And, its a metro area with over 7 million people. Accident on…

And we all know how Ford feels (felt?) about Jews...

You didn’t mention the area where it has huge benefits. When you tune a forced induction engine you will tune it for more boost pressure typically. This is usually done specifically for premium gasoline. A tune designed for 93 octane, and in some cases 25-50% more boost will have a very significant increase on engine…

My son was a part of a theatre program at a large city public high school here in the US. When gay marriage was legalized, his teacher invited students who had studied with him and had gone on to graduate to come to his wedding. Turn out was huge and it was an amazing conglomeration of diversity all the way around.…

Why is this special? Hasn't John Malkovich made dozens of movies no one has bothered to see yet?

I object. Fake vents are great for covering up a hole you made in a wall. The landlord / buyer will never know the difference.

I believe “Cube Pubes” is the preferred nomenclature.

This is actually closer to functional than any of the blocked air vents. It may be un-necessary, but its a far cry from the most ridiculous car design cue.

At least he only lost a tooth - if he’d roughed up Mr. Underwood you might get a Louisville slugger to both headlights.