Don’t tell me how to live my life! I’ll put the TV on sleep mode and nap if I want! You’re not my real dad! *runs out of comments in tears*

Yeah, you are better than everyone else. TV is bad. You’re smart. Everyone listen to this guy, he’s morally superior to you!

“In and around this perplexing time, I dazedly chose or hired the companionship of unsavory and insipid types. Regardless of their saltless reputations, I always led with condoms and honesty when it came to my condition. Sadly my truth soon became their treason, as a deluge of blackmail and extortion took center stage…

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

Am I doing this right? -

Looks gold and white to me

Couldn’t resist the temptation of low-hanging fruit :D

Prius.

Far superior? Like what? Only thing faster is the S6 which costs the same. If samsung had released this as the “S6K” it would be the greatest phone in history. Heck if RIM had just bought a million S6, stuck a RIM sticker on them and resold them, this reviewer would hate it because of that RIM sticker.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

- Me, when I saw that big wheel

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.

1st Gear: GM Spending Big Money On America

Nope. Not by a long shot. The new Corvette, the newer Cadillac lineup and a great deal of the chevy lineup all look pretty great these days. Now had you made this statement 7 years ago? Probably.

DESTROY!

Also looks like a car version of a Dalek.

OMG it has headlight lashes on. *facepalm*